7 Reasons Dogs don’t Use Computers

Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear”You’ve Got Mail!” Can’t stick their heads out of Windows95 Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome. Too difficult to “mark” every Web site they visit. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver. Too hard to read the screen with head cocked to one side. ‘Cause dogs aren’t GEEKS!