3 jokes

1 What happend when the cat ate a womans purse there was money
in the kitty
2 how do you get a pikachu on a bus pokemon.
3 there was a boy called simon he was as stupid and thick he
walked up to his house there was a note on the door it said
simon its mum i have left the key to the house at the shop come
and get it.
so he got the key but he wanted to go scateboarding so he wrote
a note on the door saying mum i have put the key under the
doormatt remember the alarm is 5698.